Couple Crashes State Dinner

From CNN’s breaking news department: Two folks crashed President Obama’s State Dinner for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. The Secret Service is now reviewing its procedures to examine how they did it; the couple has been identified as Tareq and Michaele Salahi–she’s supposed to be one of the “housewives” on the projected new reality show “The Real Housewives of D.C.”. Or after Tuesday night, maybe not.